merkeln

A german word-puzzle, made from the German Chancellor "Angela Merkel" and the "-eln" ending of verbs.
I merkle
You merkle
He/She/It merkles
We merkle
you merkle
they merkle

It reffers to: Sit around and do nothing
or: Talking about something so long, that you can just do it, because everyone else is too fed up to stop you from doing it

Q: Why is no one stopping the chancellor from letting all the refugees in?
A: She Merkled us

Stop merkeln, or I kill you!

by Nellox February 9, 2017

Merwebo

Shortened version of "Mamame El Guevo" which in Venezuelan Slang means "Suck my dick"

It's usually used as its own thing, instead of in a full sentence.

Person: "Dude can I take a bite of your empanada?"

You: "Merwebo"

by Merwebooooooooo October 2, 2017

Merkerson

Large and in charge. A being of pure awesomeness sometimes compared to Thor in terms of relative power. Due to his ability to radiate pure awesome power it is necessary to wear sunglasses in his presence.

That dude is a total Merkerson

by Magatoonie November 25, 2021

A merker

A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.

Our friend Jeff is known as a merker.

by mesofunny July 3, 2014

merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.

Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"

by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016

Merkes

a word from one of the tribes in Africa, speaking of an almighty legendary King, that is to return to the world to savor us from evil.

Merkes will shows us de wae

by Maxdenallsmäktige September 1, 2021

Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 27, 2012