Merkistan

A place, like Nirvana, which is a state of mind, a meta-physical place, where someone is merked
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan

"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"

by Freddie Th December 9, 2008

The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

Merkisim

A four phase, 16 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

Merkisim was completed when the Lakers beat Boston in game seven.

Commence Merkisim.

Oklahoma City equals Merked. NEXT! Merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

Utah Jazz equals Merked. Next! Merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

Phoenix Suns equals Merked. NEXT. Merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

by Kid Killer03 June 1, 2011

Markiian

Someone who deserves to have his name here because he is the most encouraging person you will ever meet :)

having him in your life will change quite a few things for the better so be glad!!

very enthusiastic and a good leader, yet spontaneous and welcoming.

this is for markiian ig

by majalilian November 30, 2021

arsh merkins

arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.

"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."

by sitcjea January 30, 2009

Lip Merkin

The act of receiving head.

Not to be confused with Lerkin.

Dude, last night at the party I got a "lip merkin"

by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010

lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014