memtard

Like a remtard but more minging.

I would shag your mum, but she's a bit of a memtard.

by rhinshaw April 3, 2010

Meltrd

Meltrd= when Miley suddenly appears and kills your boner

"MARK HAD A MELTRD."
"SHUT UP JIMMY! THAT'S GROSS!"

by Lajiggyjiggyjarjardoo November 13, 2014

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

Moltard

"Moltard" refers to someone whom is addicted to, or is fucking retarded while on, the drug Molly.

"Troy turned into a Moltard after discovering Molly"

"That dude looks like a total Moltard"

by TJ2J August 27, 2019

Metard

Someone who, despite all experience and evidence, believes, a digital world will end all problems and is willing to give all of his energy and money to start a new virtual life, following nothing but yet again another over-hyped product.

How are you, Peter? Peter? Are you there?
- Sorry, I haven't seen him for days, he is in his room with is goggles nad headphones on, meeting some people I don't know. Hope he will go to work again soon. He's such a Metard.

by tmkdoom February 17, 2022

Melard

A person with ginger hair, ADHD, and just generally retarded

"I think my girlfriend might be a melard..."
"Of course she is, look at her!"

by Might_be_melardich December 2, 2024