Mellon Baller

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.

Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!

by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019

Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.

I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon

by Seduders October 28, 2009

mellon rocked

Getting beat badly or something being complete destroyed

Dude, you got mellon rocked at halo.

by Slow88 August 1, 2006

mellon deprivation

not having the chance to squeze a female breast in some indeterminate period of time

I've been married to a flat-chested woman for so long I am in a state of mellon deprivation.

by bullet88 August 4, 2010

precious mellons

Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.

by Scoats May 9, 2003

Mellon Farmer

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

by kinni88 July 12, 2011

g'ed your mellon

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

by Comet21 March 22, 2011