When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
by slushee November 28, 2018
Get the melted a snowman mug.A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.
by TheMelted December 24, 2009
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by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004
Get the Melted Welly mug.A combination of a melvin and a wedgie, in which a person or persons apply a firm grip to both the front side and back side of a victim's underwear and then lift the undergarment forcefully in order to drive it cuttingly into the soft tissues of both the groin and the buttocks division.
You thought Johnny Caligula, the captain of the football team, would let you off with a wedgie; but his lieutenant and offensive lineman "Sturm" was with him, so you were afflicted with a doubly-painful melvedgie.
by King Gerbil October 20, 2011
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The stage between middle age and elderly. Not a specific age, just as a tween is between youth and teenager. It is a state of mind.
I'm not an elder but I'm not as young to be considered middle age, I am a melder.
The doctor described her as "a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children."
A cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.
The doctor described her as "a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children."
A cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.
by RadioGuy2014 July 3, 2014
Get the Melder mug.a melted marshmallow is when a dude gives you a heavy blowjob, and you cum such a suprising amount (oh yes, you do it guy on guy, i know you like that) and your excess sperm drips out of his mouth like a melted marshmallow.
by Mallow-King October 19, 2009
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