Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.

Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!

by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022

Carolina Meat Pie

The act of taking a shit in someone's pillowcase, and turning it upside down for maximum splatter.

"The other night, I went to bed, and as I laid my head to the pillow, I realized someone had left me a Carolina meat pie as a surprise."

by Phil Meballs Jr. April 16, 2009

Meat Pie Pumper

Meat Pie Pumper - where you stick the squirty sauce bottles into your meat pie and fill it with sauce instead of just putting the sauce on the top

pushing the sauce bottle into your meat pie to fill the contents with sauce meakes you a meat pie pumper or shorly known as pie pumper

by Greg748 January 18, 2009

meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

by that guy August 30, 2003

face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

by Mini-D October 17, 2005

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010