Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

Meathead Spot

The act of hiding in the most open and obvious spot in a hide and seek game.

Meathead was hiding next to the tree, looking into the sky as the seeker went by. The spot was classified as a Meathead Spot when he was found.

by TheCorruptRaider November 3, 2019

Meathog

Someone with an abnormal large penis/dildo

Bro1: I gave Lauren a black eye with my penis

Bro2: you must have a mighty meathog

Bro1: chur bro

*fistbump*

by Rich hog February 20, 2021

mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it

That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead

by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017

meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.

i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.

by kozimoto June 19, 2008

Meathead

A person who is dumber than a cow.

Gronk is a meathead.

by TheDirtyGurdy March 5, 2017

mini meathead

any male who is either a current or former wrestler or a person who is very muscular aka swole, jacked, ripped, buff, etc. and has a tendency to say or do dumb stuff but this person must be pint sized the tallest u can be to fit mini meathead status is 5 feet 8 inches tall

matt, christian, andy are watching tv:

matt: u guys wanna split a dirty thirty and shotgun every beer

andy: u have significant issues

christian: ur such a mini meathead

by 815 bda holla February 27, 2008