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McGuired 

Being so high that a person acts like a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Usually will indicate a severe mental problem. Sometimes the McGuired will also ramble on about nothing, and make some of the stupidest remarks ever made.

Relates to how stegosauruses were so stupid they would run off cliffs in such massive numbers that their corpses would make a slope that could be used to go down the cliff safely. Yet most stegosauruses still jumped off the cliff. Stegosauruses are one of the stupidest creatures ever, dieing at a rate of 30% total population a year. Only 5 true stegosauruses remain today.

Also relates to Dr. Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosauruses primary source of food was marijuana which lead to them having a walnut sized brain.
"He's so McGuired that his tail is showing"
McGuired by StegoMaster October 27, 2009
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Jacob Douglas McGuire 

Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!

A.) Yeah, he is a simp.

lizzie mcguire 

A horrible, horrible TV show, and an even more horrible movie. Unless you're a pedophile, in which case they're both pretty good. Still not as good as the Olsen twins' show, though. Or Sesame Street.
lizzie mcguire by Anonymous June 5, 2003

lizzie mcguire 

A horrific TV show designed to help lesbian girls ages 4-10 become accustomed to the lifestyle they will one day grow into. Stars our favorite "actress" Hilary Duff.
Wow, my friend's little sister was watching Lizzie McGuire while I was over her house. I guess she's gonna grow up to like girls now.
lizzie mcguire by Save Gustav April 29, 2005

Lizzie McGuire 

A character created by teen retarded monkey, Hilary Duff. Lizzie was conceived after Hilary was on an endless train of thought. I thought you didn't belive me. She was really having a sleepover with the Fucking Olsen Twins. "A cartoon version of myself?! That's Hilaryarious!!!!!111!!11!!1!!11111!111"
Yeah, she is the biggest prick of all time. Hilary herself is completly untalented and earns money off of crap targeted towards Tweens. Yeah, it's that bad.
"Sorry, I may be -The Omega Master, but I have no hilarious quote."-The Omega Master
Lizzie McGuire by -The Omega Master February 26, 2005

lizzie mcguire 

a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.

the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked
Hillary: aaww man Im having my period!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!
lizzie mcguire by milkshake January 20, 2005

lizzie mcguire 

a female, teenage cockteaser who's just beggin for some dick
A fucked that Lizzie McGuire. She's a freaky ho!
lizzie mcguire by Nate June 4, 2003