mazda miata

The mazda miata is the result of the deep and extensive research and reverse engineering done on the "UFO" that crashed in Roswell new mexico. it has a small but mighty 1.6 liter engine with a few "newer" models using a 1.8, these facts aside, the miata primarily relies on time wrapping and altering time and matter around itself to deliver its quick response and lap times. the miata's exquisite handling capabilities are achieved by actually moving the universe around itself instead of moving within it.

the Mazda Miata is God

by yatamatic July 24, 2017

mazda

The only japanese car company to win at LeMan's 24 hour race. Producer of fine rotory cars, such as the RX-7. Make some of the best handling factory cars.

The mazda 4-rotor 787b could run for longer than a week with out blowing up, isn't that cool.

by Mazda Owner January 28, 2004

mazda

A Japenese car company that is well known for their rotary cars. Makes muscle loving piston fucking douchebags (see above me) very angry when 1.3l (40ci x 40ci) smokes their 5.0l cars. With only 3 major moving parts in a rotary engine, and less friction than a reciprocating motor they can rev up to 12,000rpm with a bridgeport. It is the replacement for displacement.

- The 13B rotary engine in the 1989-1991 RX-7 has the highest power to displacement ratio of any naturally aspirated engine produced.

For anyone who disagrees with the rotary, go ahead and search youtube.com for mazda 787b.

Hoze: "I dont like mazdas and their rotary cars"

guy: "That's funny because you don't like vagina either."

by JaredCarpenter November 14, 2007

mamada

1*mexican slang for fellatio.

2*it is also used to descrive something lame.

3*mamon is a branch of that same word.
mamon would be used to descrive someone thats arrogant, an asshole.

1*Gina gives greeeeate mamadas!!

2*what the fuck is up with all the mamadas youve done?!

3*I hate THat fucking mamon son of a bitch!!

by KatChamber September 11, 2007

Mazda RX7

The tytest automobile ever created.

What's that? You say the RX7 is not cool?? You're gonna burn in hell!

by tha tytest person ever July 1, 2003

mazaradi

A weak ass pimp going nowhere in life.. Should be named toyota.

Have you seen that sorry ass pimp mazaradi.

by that bitch 1994 January 6, 2017

Ahura Mazda

Ahura (title = Lord) Mazda (name = Wise). Deity of Mazdanians, Zoroastrians, Parsi, Pharsi. A monotheistic religion.

Ahura Mazda predates Yahweh. And Mazda had a car brand named after Him. Of course, so did Mercury and Saturn. The last Mercury Capri was actually a Mercury-Mazda joint venture.

by Gerald R. Ford June 11, 2006