Mayochup

1) A dipping sauce made from one part ketchup and two parts mayonnaise.

2) What apparently means 'shit-face' in native Cree language.

1) I dunked my tater tots into the jar of Mayochup as I am writing this Urban Dictionary definition of Mayochup

2) Hey Mayochup. come back here and make me a sandwich!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 13, 2020

aaron maycock

Aaron maycock is the simpiest person u wil ever meet. He will do anything for a girl that he likes. If u don’t like him back he will call u a bitch, but if you do, your in luck

Aaron Maycock is a really cool dude

by Mollie stronger October 20, 2020

maycock

A massive faggot that has no dick and looks a lot like an alien. They have no friends and get recked all the time. They are also massive scrublords.

Hey Dave stop sucking dick, people will think your a maycock.

by Calius the great poon pounder April 15, 2014

mayochup

Performing a creampie on a lady on her period.

In a threesome I gave my girl mayochup, and her friend went animal style and ate it!

by J. Vorhees May 31, 2018

mayochup

a very flammable condiment that looks stylish on blue hoodies. could be considered an act of war if put on somebody's porch.

did you see how Alex's hoodie lighted on fire when mayochup touched it
Isabella started a war with only one bottle of mayochup

by corey6326 March 7, 2019

magock

My cock. Used when you don't want to be overtly vulgar.

Why don't you suck magock ?

Oh magock !

by N.E.I.L. September 30, 2005

Mayocolypse

The event or events that occur at the end of the Mayan Calender or December 21, 2011. Some prophecies include the destruction of life on the planet as the it passes through the axis of our galaxy, subjecting the planet to the combined gravitational pull of all the stars in it. Thus causing the magnetic poles to shift. Others believe the entire population of the earth will be magically enlightened and peace will rule for 1000 years.

I'm taking out my life savings and having a killer party on December 20th, it's not like I'll need it after the Mayocolypse.

by OJyosairian September 12, 2011