Masticarp

A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.

Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.

by Phredrikk October 8, 2011

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.

Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!

by Monarch727 December 31, 2020

Mull-o-matic

A coffee grinder used exclusively for chopping up weed and producing mull. This is a high performance option compaired to scissors and it will create mull in less than a minute.

Stick this bud in the Mull-o-matic and we can have a sesh.

by dink123 May 18, 2006

Art-O-Matic

Art Carmody's nickname after he established himself as one of the most consecutive and accurate kickers in NCAA football history. He now holds the record for most consecutive PAT and is the highest scoring kicker ever with 433 points and had an accuracy of 95.45% on all of his kicks (played for the University of Louisville Cardinals from 2004-2007).

" You are almost as reliable as Art-O-Matic. "

by Will Sel April 27, 2008

Matiana

Beautiful girl with a great personality and smile. They can usually be seen to have a resting b*tch face but they really aren’t one. They are very protective of their friends and family, but once you do them wrong they’ll either scold u with her rath or just hold a grudge for a really long time. Most Matiana’s are dark hair, dark eyed because they are usually Mexican or Hispanic. They are also hard working and intelligent girls. Though they do search for love a lot so sometimes they have really bad taste. They can also be a little dramatic but only for people they really care about. Overall Matiana’s are just really amazing girls that you should keep around

Wow Matiana is such a gorgeous girl

by Dude.wtf.man February 20, 2019

Magical Trevor

A well loved wizard whose tricks are ever so clever and usually involves disappearing a cow. He also has a leathery leathery whip which is made of magic.

Everyone loves Magical Trevor.

by PlayaX September 25, 2004