mafro

A combination of an afro and a mullet..

"Wow nice mafro you've got there"

by ferrisbuellerismyhero March 5, 2005

Matronizing

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

by Jessesolo April 19, 2018

dutch matron

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010

matronly

When a male boss notices the large chest of a female employee for the first time and is unsure how to comment appropriately.

Used to describe large boobs without sexually harassing an employee

"You look matronly in that dress today."

"You look matronly in that dress when you bend over in front of me."

by SuperFancy November 11, 2014

Manfrotto

When a man tucks both testicles and entire scrotum into a woman's anus (reverse tea bag) during intercourse. This serves as a bungee of sorts and allows for faster re-insertion after the back-stroke.

I Manfrottoed Alissa Milano last night. She has the best sphincter control.

by Dr. Manfrotto October 22, 2009

Maturo

Not like vagina action on weekends particulary on Saturday's. Also can be used as in a case to ditch your friends and be a megggga DOO DOO Bag.

Yo your being such a maturo

Dont Mautro out on this one now Dave

Dave your being such a Maturo,

Dave you have shit lips dont Maturo us because of a joke

by Switzer February 3, 2009