"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"
"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."
Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."
Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013
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A US-based cult that purports to be a vehicle of the teachings of light and sound, a path which will lead to spiritual enlightenment.
The group suppresses free dissemination of teachings or writings, one must pay the group in order to access this information. Master Path was kicked out of South Dakota and now has a home in Temecula, CA.
The leader of the group indirectly encourages followers to pray on his visage. All MP followers have a picture of a creepy-looking, leather-faced man wearing a turquoise polo shirt. The leader tells followers he is just a humble servant of God, but requires them to follow himself, the Guru, or they cannot attain enlightenment.
The leader teaches followers to release sense of self, to not trust themselves or their instincts and to instead follow his path. Part of following requires a monthly payment of at least $30.
According to the leader, leaving the Master Path is the worst thing anyone could do, as without the Master's protection, they will run into all sorts of troubles which would not have happened had they remained with the Master Path.
The Master Path draws in seekers looking for answers, and the leader provides plenty of answers, copied from other neo-Eastern cults, such as Eckankar.
The leader holds seminars in US cities to pull in more lemmings and more cash.
In sum, Master Path is a cult that feeds on troubled souls. It kills self-identity and the ability to think for yourself. Its group structure is authoritarian, its methods are insidious, and its net effect is truly toxic. If you have loved ones who are involved, seek help before it is too late.
A US-based cult that purports to be a vehicle of the teachings of light and sound, a path which will lead to spiritual enlightenment.
The group suppresses free dissemination of teachings or writings, one must pay the group in order to access this information. Master Path was kicked out of South Dakota and now has a home in Temecula, CA.
The leader of the group indirectly encourages followers to pray on his visage. All MP followers have a picture of a creepy-looking, leather-faced man wearing a turquoise polo shirt. The leader tells followers he is just a humble servant of God, but requires them to follow himself, the Guru, or they cannot attain enlightenment.
The leader teaches followers to release sense of self, to not trust themselves or their instincts and to instead follow his path. Part of following requires a monthly payment of at least $30.
According to the leader, leaving the Master Path is the worst thing anyone could do, as without the Master's protection, they will run into all sorts of troubles which would not have happened had they remained with the Master Path.
The Master Path draws in seekers looking for answers, and the leader provides plenty of answers, copied from other neo-Eastern cults, such as Eckankar.
The leader holds seminars in US cities to pull in more lemmings and more cash.
In sum, Master Path is a cult that feeds on troubled souls. It kills self-identity and the ability to think for yourself. Its group structure is authoritarian, its methods are insidious, and its net effect is truly toxic. If you have loved ones who are involved, seek help before it is too late.
Followers of that whacked-out cult called the MasterPath are such a bunch of zombies.
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Send me $$$ every month, and don't you worry, just keep the checks coming, and you'll for sure reach enlightenment! Trust the MasterPath, bro!
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Send me $$$ every month, and don't you worry, just keep the checks coming, and you'll for sure reach enlightenment! Trust the MasterPath, bro!
by TheCultWatcher August 12, 2009
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The spanish translation of Mosterest, 'mosterest' being the ultimate response in a 'i love you more' war.
Example:
Arelys: 'I love you'
Chris: 'I love you more'
Arelys: 'I love you most'
Chris: ' Te amo masterest'
taken from the adaptation of 'mas' ( spanish for most ) and mosterest
used in english / spanglish most commonly, though also used in spanish conversation
Arelys: 'I love you'
Chris: 'I love you more'
Arelys: 'I love you most'
Chris: ' Te amo masterest'
taken from the adaptation of 'mas' ( spanish for most ) and mosterest
used in english / spanglish most commonly, though also used in spanish conversation
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DOOOOOOODE, we totally broke up some DANK ASS SHIT on Halo 3 last night and we were Masterchiefing the fuck out of it!
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Get the masterstate mug.One of the most dramatic cooking shows you'll see in your life.
In this show several amateur home cooks compete to become the next "Masterchef" and win 250.000 dollar, an own cookbook and the masterchef trophy.
The judges of Masterchef US are Gordon Ramsay the lamb sauce man, Joe Bastianich the Italian boogaloo and Graham the American.
Every two rounds one or more people are eliminated. Eliminations go something like this:
In this show several amateur home cooks compete to become the next "Masterchef" and win 250.000 dollar, an own cookbook and the masterchef trophy.
The judges of Masterchef US are Gordon Ramsay the lamb sauce man, Joe Bastianich the Italian boogaloo and Graham the American.
Every two rounds one or more people are eliminated. Eliminations go something like this:
Gordon Ramsay: "Micheal, please step forward."
*Steps forward*
"Micheal, please"
*10 seconds of silence and drama building"
"Take off your apron"
*Visible disappointment in Michaels eyes as he starts to untie his apron*
"Because you're not going home yet!"
*Visible joy*
"Because first you'll need to take the bus"
*Visible disappointment*
"BUT NOT TODAY!"
*Joy*
"But tomorrow, as you'll first need to check out of your hotel"
*Disappointment*
"Because the next challenge will be in the Nevada desert!"
*Joy*
"But you're not coming with us"
*Disappointment*
"As you'll receive a first class ticket in a plane!"
*Joy*
"To your hometown"
*Disappointment*
This then goes on for several minutes before the final decision is finally made clear. If the contestant is eliminated he will proceed with the solid rambling speech about how much masterchef meant for him and how much he's learned and how he's not done with cooking yet.
*Steps forward*
"Micheal, please"
*10 seconds of silence and drama building"
"Take off your apron"
*Visible disappointment in Michaels eyes as he starts to untie his apron*
"Because you're not going home yet!"
*Visible joy*
"Because first you'll need to take the bus"
*Visible disappointment*
"BUT NOT TODAY!"
*Joy*
"But tomorrow, as you'll first need to check out of your hotel"
*Disappointment*
"Because the next challenge will be in the Nevada desert!"
*Joy*
"But you're not coming with us"
*Disappointment*
"As you'll receive a first class ticket in a plane!"
*Joy*
"To your hometown"
*Disappointment*
This then goes on for several minutes before the final decision is finally made clear. If the contestant is eliminated he will proceed with the solid rambling speech about how much masterchef meant for him and how much he's learned and how he's not done with cooking yet.
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Get the MasterChef mug.Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.
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