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friend-masking 

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.
"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"
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Gas-Masking 

Holding in your fart around girls or a new girl you're hanging out with. Once 4 months pass by, it is acceptable to unleash the fury of your anus upon her.
Hey Matar,
Oh key Alek what's up?
I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.
Gas-Masking by Mel Gibson Killers February 28, 2021

gorilla masking 

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.
"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"
gorilla masking by Sara5 June 17, 2008

Two rolls of masking tape 

when a girl has a muff and the only way to get rid of it would be two rolls of masking tape :)
Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest

Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.

drunk masking 

The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied
Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.
drunk masking by sir zman September 20, 2013

Gas Masking 

A variation of ball sacking where you spread your scrotum over your partners face and fart.
He held me down and gas masked me. It was disgusting.

I hear that guy is into gas masking, that is not cool!
Gas Masking by SilentNine May 2, 2010

Emote-Masking 

Verb.

To end, begin or pepper a potentially volatile and/or aggressive-sounding message with over-compensatingly cute, or attractive emoticons, to attemptedly suppress any possible hostilities in said message.
Example: "Karter's trying to shove his opinions down my throat again, as if they're laws; but he wants to not look like a jerk in the process and restrain his obvious anger, so he is now emote-masking all of his aggressive statements."