Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.

"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!

by Demitree December 27, 2008

mascara melting

when make-up (often lady's) starts to run down their face due to a build-up of moisture, making an allusion to the wicked witch of the west more than appropriate.

'Man, it's pouring!! What a concert, I'm absolutely drenched. Gotta love outdoor shows! '..."No kidding! Look at the gal in front of ya - there's some SERious mascara melting going on."

by RowJ July 11, 2011

Mascara Girl

A kind of girl who wears too much mascara and eyeshadow. They are constantly complaining about everything and trying to get attention. Love to flirt with football kids and their outfits consist of unzipped, oversized, half-on hoodies over a crop top or bra. Wear pajama pants and chunky shoes to make themselves look taller.

"I saw a Mascara Girl today!"
"Disgusting."

by materialgorl_UwU February 23, 2022

diorshow mascara

the best mascara in the world called diorshow because it was used in dior fashion shows. it's quite exspensive for normal people. it makes lashes very long and volumed because of it's big brush. you can look like Twiggy with this.

cute guy: hey nice eyes
girl: (wearing diorshow mascara) thanks

by emilyXOXOlove April 7, 2008

bleeding mascara

an awesome song from Atreyu

OMG! Bleeding Mascara's on! The guitaring is so good!

by Sean Rayburn July 2, 2005

Masacrated

The most brutal term you can use to describe something horrible or un-godly that has happened.

Jason: Man, we sure did Masacrate that pack of cigarettes..

Branin: True, True..

Dude did you hear Jason scream last night?
Yea, dude, He sounded like a masacrated pig!
I told him She Bites..

Branin: Dude, Carmen was at the party..

Jason: Oh really, how was that??
Branin: Masacrated that shit dude.. Strait up.

by Branin November 2, 2009

Masscrack

Really, REALLY, REEEEEALY big asscrack. Like... Asscrack so big, it should have its own zip code.

*fat guy walks by*

Guy 1: Dude... Look at that masscrack!

Guy 2: What's it's area code? I'ma prank call it.

by IFindYouFunny June 22, 2010