Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Marmalitch

An Evil Fucking Bitch.

Did you hear Taylor? She totally made it sound like she was being a marmalitch

by That_Secret May 12, 2014

Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011

Marmalade Industries

Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!

Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.

by Marmalade Master October 22, 2009

mammalade

That special exlir or concoction specially prepared for consumption by party animals in order to put them in a more relxed and peaceful state of mind.

Not to be confused with marmalade.

She really needed to chill out, so Joe gave her some mammalade

by Joe Mammal August 30, 2005