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Marijuana

The best substance ever given to mankind. The ultimate gift from God.
Marijuana is what makes the worlt d go round!
by JRM128 April 24, 2010
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A beautiful, magical herb that brings joy and happiness to all the people of the world who are open minded enough to give it a chance.
Mom: Smoke the marijuana, it'll make you feel young, alive, vibrant and colorful!
Child: O.O Ok.
Government: *Arrests mom*
by Rosalieee. August 29, 2010
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The flower of love. Brings relaxation, new thought processes, and a general feeling of happiness when used wisely. Also gives a really cool body high.
Before I started to smoke weed I was so tightly wound, but now I'm laid back and chill. Yay marijuana!
by eyesmokechronic April 18, 2009
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God's gift to mankind

And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana

ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
This marijuana smells like death but the lilac makes me want to keep smelling it.
by Lol chillen July 29, 2014
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A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
by Cookierammer October 7, 2014
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A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!

It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.

No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Don't legalize marijuana!
by God is Dead January 23, 2015
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A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."

Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"

No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019
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