Manperiod

The time of the month in which a man bitches about everything and acts like a big pussy usually caused by a women's lack of sexual drive and bad attitude during her menstrual period.

Yo Bill is totally on his manperiod he has been pissed and acting all sick this week, it's probably because Becky got hers too.

by Jayin August 5, 2008

Manperiod

When a man experiences PMT symptoms at his time of the month.

Bob's on his manperiod.
He's been crying over the housework all morning.

by TheSophizm August 7, 2008

mastering

The polite way to refer to rubbing one out.

I walked in and Ryan was mastering on the couch.

by hamwallet4lyfe January 23, 2009

Damian Manwaring

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010

mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.

"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."

by Rob squared May 24, 2008

Manstrings

The veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body.

"Whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings!"

by DictionaryMan420 March 12, 2013

manderine

A small child that thinks he's funny normally called Kyle or kylie

Oii there you fucking manderine

by Daniel morrissey November 18, 2016