Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Mangletwat

A girl who will never refuse a cock or numerous on a night out. Will usually be very drunk and loves the attention. She will be easily convinced that everyone wants to fuck her because she's really attractive. Easily convinced to stick foreign objects into her pussy ranging from vegatables to footwear sometimes with the owner still attached, thus leads to the mangletwat her twat is so abused that it gaps open and mainly hangs just above her knees swinging freely like a saddle bag.

twat saddle bag pussy mangletwat

by Bumsniff September 7, 2010

Manglehack

What is typically done to a vagina, in rare cases a face.

Hey Metcalfe, I Manglehacked the shit outta your mom!!!!

by AxeWound Smasher August 14, 2009

mangess

the female vertion of a mang
(see mang - scarface slang )

hey dean is that ur mangess. . . .(coz dean is the man (mang) there for his chick is the mangess)

by the Dreadfather December 4, 2007

Mangledesh

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021

mankles

Man-Cankles -- a term coined by Kevin Nealon's character Doug Wilson on Showtime's Weeds to describe the Majestic councilmans cankle problem.

"That guy has man-cankles, he has mankles!"

by wessmackey November 27, 2007