Managing

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.

Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."

by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

maniacing

When a dog gets a burst of energy while playing and runs back and forth uncontollably in the hallway or around the house.

I threw the ball and now max is totaly maniacing!

by Tenarr July 7, 2005

Love Makexting

The classy version of sexting, generally used by people in relationships that have lost most of the initial spark

Dylan(reading through texts): Dude, you and Laura are the lamest sexters ever
Tyler: We're wayyyy past sexting, we've moved on to Love Makexting

by Brozy Altidore September 21, 2010

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

mantings

A word that is used when one wants to be informal for absolutely no reason whatsoever

I loved that film, Mantings.

by The soap April 20, 2019

Manwaiting

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.

I saw Douglas Manwaiting outside of Forever21 for 6 hours while his Girlfriend looked at only two tops. He better be getting head tonight.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)

John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..

by stinkynutz February 3, 2010