medition

misspelling of meditation or could be seen as the slang term of spelling meditation

to train, calm, and empty the mind through an altered state

dalena loves to medition for hours on the weekends

by itsawordxxx April 3, 2010

mancation

A combo of Man and Vacation. It's when you plan a vacation with all your bro's and leave the nagging wives, girlfriends, late night bootie calls all back at home and get piss drunk, hook up with some strange, bust ass and hot box the hotel room.

Hey bro, my girl is buggin.....Let's plan mancation in Vegas and get stupid retard like we're riding the yellow bus.

by Hosszilla April 21, 2006

Mandilon

A man who is not allowed to go out without the girlfriend/wife supervision.

Eric cannot come to anytattoo conventions alone because Eric is a Mandilon

by NonMandilon May 12, 2016

Manditation

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

by trojanpride December 13, 2010

mandotron

a sexy demon bitch from the deepest darkest pit of mexico. Known to dabble in the dark arts and is hella indie.

Man, Mandotron shoots fire out of eyes.

by Pinzzzy February 24, 2010

manvision

A visual and sensory input dysfunction common in men, but may also be present in women. This dysfunction can cause an individual not to see what is right in front of them. In some cases they may still not "see" it even once it's pointed out to them. Example: Man: "If it ain't broke don't fix it." "Woman: this is where it is broken." Man: "I'm not seeing what you're seeing." This can be applied to anything from household chores, to big things.

My landlady's maintenance man didn't see the puddle of water on the counter as an issue. When I told my landlady about the leak, she asked if I told him about it, as it was the first she was hearing of it. I said yes, but that he has manvision. Right away she said, I know what that is. I'll talk to him.

by yogirunnah13 July 3, 2022

Mandilon

men by the name of George or Orlando who have been DeBalled by their wives

Orlando and George are the biggest mandilons in the family.

by Bignasty March 31, 2013