one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

by hooptey November 18, 2004

one man gang

"One man gang" refers to a particular type of Gangsta which is independent, who relies on nobody but himself. You can be certain that any man who is a "one man gang"; can push drugs, defend himself and initiate attacks without hesitation. "Playas" considered in this category have a distinct lack of fear that allow them to carry out their plans without hesitation, a feature many envy.

Billy: "Yo, you hear what Tommy did yesterday?
Marcus: "What?"
Billy: "He robbed a drug dealer blind..."
Marcus: "Damn that Tommy sounds like a One Man Gang"

by PiggyB September 22, 2020

one-man wrecking crew

A single individual who can deliver to the world more political, social, economic and military chaos than Nostradamus's 3 Antichrists- Stalin, Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte- combined.

Is Donald Trump really the one-man wrecking crew that the Democrats make him out to be and that Joe Biden defined as such at the 2016 DNC?

by Sexydimma July 28, 2016

one man band

A "one man band" is something that is performed on a girl. Other definitions here say it's when a guy gets a finger in the butt during a blowjob, but 2 things hardly constitutes a "band."

My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.

I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.

Girls have been known to blackout from a one man band. Use with caution, my friend.

by Mr. Bogart January 26, 2008

One Man Band

The act of someone performing fellatio while simultaneously sticking their finger (or two) up your butt.

Greco: That bitch from last night was nasty- she gave me the one man band in the back of my car.

Hung: I know dude, I was driving.

by DaddyPants July 22, 2008

One Man Mafia

A one man army; a loner, a gangster with no mates

The guy you see parked up at your local retail park without mates

by The pork chop Express January 10, 2005

One Man Wrecking Crew

What does it sound like, genius?
A One Man Wrecking Crew is just what it sounds like; a single man who wrecks shit.

This term is used when one guy gets into a fight against more than one guy, and deals some serious fucking damage.

The One Man Wrecking Crew could either win or lose; that doesn't matter. It all comes down to how much destruction he dished out.

This can be applied to violence in either reality (a), or even video games (b).

verb (c)
One-Man-Wreck(ed).

(a)
"Holy shit, man! Your face is messed up!"
"You think this is bad, you should see the other guys. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"

(b)
"My entire team quit but me. I lost, but the score was 39 to 41 before the timer ran out. I was a One Man Wrecking Crew!"

(c)
"These four guys jumped me the other day, a bunch of pussy freshmen trying to act tough. What could I do? I felt bad, but I had to either One-Man-Wreck them or let them beat up on me. I chose the former."

by One Man Wrecking Crew May 17, 2010