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mahoney

the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.
I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.
by the juggernaut May 2, 2006
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Balls Mahoney

when one sticks his balls in (tea bags) a girl's asshole.
did you "Balls Mahoney" her ass last night?
by Douglas L. Jeffreys August 17, 2008
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mahomet seymour junior high

A place in which dumb and smart people socialise and get in pointless groups for classes,most people that go there are strange and spontaneous but the others ones are secretly planning the deaths of fellow students and smelling their hair for some reason
example 1. I can't believe I survived mahomet seymour junior high .

example 2. Yuno gasai once went to mahomet seymour junior high !She learned how to kill from being stabbed in the neck 1 week after she came!
by the potato people are real October 10, 2016
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Mahoney’s rule

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.
Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!
by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019
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Bobby Mahomes

When the man tucks his penis between his legs so the woman can give him oral sex from behind. Right as the man ejaculates the penis is released so that it flips up in a snapping motion to spray the semen in the air like Jackson Mahomes spraying water on an innocent Ravens fan. The female then exits the room after dumping water on males face, all while simultaneously creating a TikTok.
They celebrated a Ravens win with a Bobby Mahomes. Its posted on TikTok.
by random_sbux_guys November 19, 2021
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Mahoneys

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.
Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.
by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006
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phoney mahoney

a false irish bar manufactured for caucasians to consume vast quantities of liquor in.
Man, why do you go to Johnny O'Hagans in Chicago, it is such a phoney mahoney
by Chad Udell April 30, 2003
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