4 definitions by the juggernaut

The act of "grabbing the wall" (or in some cases the handicap rails) in a bathroom when taking an especially violent shit.
Dude, after I ate all those tacos I took a fat shit. It was a wall-grabber. I won't be able to sit down for a few days.
by the juggernaut June 3, 2006
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the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.
Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.
by the juggernaut August 17, 2006
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the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.
I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.
by the juggernaut April 21, 2006
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Docter im afraid of long words,

Docter:im afraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Patient: socks the docter in the face and jumps out the window
by the juggernaut December 21, 2014
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