Blue Magoo

A type of marijuana with a ton a THC. Has dark to light blue leafy shoots and long hairs.

Damnit Steve, you smoked the rest of my wonderful Blue Magoo, and now I cant get lifted.

by josquin March 15, 2010

Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.

"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."

by SauceBaws January 11, 2014

Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.

The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

magolor moment

A "Magolor moment" is a reference to a plot twist or unexpected revelation in a story, inspired by the character Magolor from the hit video game Kirby's Return to Dream Land. In the game, Magolor appears to be a friendly alien who asks for Kirby's help to retrieve pieces of a ship, but later reveals himself to be the main antagonist who seeks to use the ship's power for his own nefarious purposes. The term "Magolor moment" has since been used in popular culture to refer to any similar plot twist or betrayal in a story.

Man: I hate you
Woman: What a magolor moment

by ChaosClaw March 22, 2023

roidy magoo

Someone who partakes in ass injections to swell their muscles beyond human size.

"wow that steiner is a real roidy magoo"

by Broke in Hoboken July 7, 2016

magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007