magistra

Latin word for crazy teacher.

my latin teacher is a magistra

by professor captian May 3, 2010

Magistra

A senile old bat who needs to get fired. She has an IRA so she can keep that instead of getting her pension. She is quiet incompetent and can't do much of anything right. Every time the Administration calls her she fears for her job, as she should.

Joe: "My mom won't let me go to the movies"
Bobby: " That's such a magistra move"!

by gsmmoovv November 9, 2017

Manister

A dick, or male reproductive organ.

Boys have a manister, girls have a hydro.

by ace67 March 3, 2007

magnito rave

A common raving technique done by amateur raveist.

- This doof doof music is fully sick uleh
- Yeah, fully. But check out that amatuer! He's killin' the scene
- Oh my gawd Uleh, he's doing the magnito rave.

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

magnitry

Propensity of iPhone, iTouch and iPad users to slide their fingers up and across objects in an attempt to magnify them.

After repeated attempts to magnitry her Entertainment Weekly, Vonda decided to put on her reading glasses instead.

by thehawk525 June 16, 2011

Magistrate

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Chinnifer Maniston

A derogatory nickname for the talented actress Jennifer Aniston which is widely used by less talented individuals who are envious of Aniston's facial beauty, general physique and successful career, in an attempt to belittle her attractive heart-shaped face and straight nose.

I hope Chinnifer Maniston got the hate mail I sent her last week.

by neonpink August 25, 2010