Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

44 magnum

a fucking cannon with a pistol grip.

if you are up to 20 feet away and i shot at you with a "44 magnum" and missed by as much as five feet you would wish you were dead due to the awesome force that flys by after one of the cartriges have been detonated.

by joe penley March 3, 2004

Baggy Magnum

The actions and end result of one who wears a Magnum brand condom in attempt to gain relative street credit in the eyes of his peers but cannot fulfiill the size obligations that a Magnum brand condom entails.

For those who need to overcompensate for their unfortunate size qualifications and cannot obtain street credit in generic ways, one might feel the need to wear a Magnum brand in the attempt to trick people into believing that he is not lacking in size and that he has relative street credit. This will be a failed attempt and will result in a Baggy Magnum.

by BMDS May 16, 2010

Magnum Man

Trojan Man's Big Brother

When Trojan Man isn't equipped, Magnum Man is there to get the job done.

by Flip825 January 9, 2008

.44 magnum

According to a friend of mine:

"The .44 magnum, for when you need to shoot through not 1 car, not 2 cars but 3!"

Also capable of destroying your arms if you hold it wrong

Harry fires a .44 magnum, he didn't hold it right and was sore for weeks

Larry who is in a gunfight fires his .44 magnum at a guy hiding behind a car. The guy died.

by captain caffine March 6, 2011

magnum

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"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!

by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005

Opus Magnum

How idiots spell Magnum Opus

"It was his Opus Magnum"
"Dont you mean Magnum Opus? You idiot!"

by DoctorEuthanasia November 5, 2018