macho

male who cannot "lose face" in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen.

macho men find any contact with other males to be of "homosexual" nature, with the exception of the "manly handshake".



the very thing kurt cobain hated.

example of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has:

Non-macho person: "ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken."

Macho person: "oh get up you fucking cat, don't be a bitch."

by nirvanakanks May 6, 2005

Machunk

A rack in ruit. When there are four cups left you can ask for a normal or loose vagina. The loose vagina is a machunk.

Ruit player 1: Can I have a vagina rack

Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?

Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!

by Mrs. Terwilliger November 11, 2010

Macho Paradigm

The Macho Paradigm© is the overall system of conditioning of masculine or male dominated culture, esp. here in the U.S. This is the system by which parents and society raise children, primarily boys by emphasizing macho stereotypes, expectations, behaviors, standards of emotional repression through the shaming of boys in particular that if they don't live up to these standards they are considered weak and inadequate. This is often done by a comparison to and , the condescension of femininity/female stereotypical behavior such as emotional, gentle, sensitive as the epitome of weakness. Anyone can be negatively affected by The Macho Paradigm© but most of all males are harmed by it's constant pressure it puts on them to live up to a stereotype of what a man is even if it causes pain on him or those around him. Things like chauvinism and misogyny as well as peer pressure could theoretically be traced back to The Macho Paradigm© as a root source of that programming that causes people to not only repress themselves to appear tough and cool but then to shame others into the same macho conformity. ©2014/DM

Examples of Peer Pressure Quips in the Macho Paradigm©:
'Man-Up' . 'Don't be a pussy' . 'He hits/throws like a girl'

Noun-The Macho Paradigm is the system we live in at the root of everything.

'The Macho Paradigm is one of the main causes in culture that drives men to put each other down when they are not tough or macho enough and sometimes even bully them'.

'Many boys feel like they can never measure up living in a culture influenced by The Macho Paradigm©'.

by Damiana00 January 29, 2019

Macho Mug

A drinking game where you fill a large glass with several beers and pass it around to several people in a circle while singing the macho mug song. The song goes like this and is sung to the tune of Macho Macho Man:

Macho Macho Mug, <Name> is drinking the macho mug.

This is continually sung until the entire glass is passed around and consumed.

Man I was hammered last night after playing macho mug.

by whiteyh December 9, 2008

macho duke

A term used for explaining that someone or something will go take a massive shit.

Yo dawg, imma go take a macho duke brb.

by ChiefBigMeat November 19, 2020

Macho Man

Randy Savage. Legendary wrestler for the WWF. Also, former spokesman for Slim Jim. Oooooh Yeah!

Also has released a rap album....*cough*

Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeah!

by CornBald October 29, 2004

Machuka

The act of delivering a blow to an object with deadly force, usually leaving the said object completely annihilated. Most commonly exclaimed by the native peoples of the South American country, Ecuador, right before delivering the final blow.

Frustrated seeing his ex-wife with his best friend, Pablo could not stop himself from imagining himself silence his friend with one well placed Machuka.

by Dgads January 18, 2011