Macedonian

The coolest person on Earth. They are extremely kind, positive, happy, great dancers and singers, hospitable, considered the best nation in the Balkans and arguably the most favorite of all. Everyone acts like they hate a Macedonian, but in reality, they actually love them so much. Macedonians are so cute and gentle, you can't help but love them. They are literally like anime girls in real life. And Macedonian girls are extremely BEAUTIFUL! Just don't say that they don't exist as a nation (they exist!) because you will break the Macedonians' heart. They are sooooo chill. Like, I don't understand how can anyone hate a Macedonian lol. Conclusion, Macedonians are amazing people! You should consider yourself lucky if you have a Macedonian by your side!

- "Yo, this guy is so positive and happy. He radiates positivity"
- "Obviously, because he's a Macedonian"

by SonOfMacedonia December 15, 2022

Macedo

the Dark Lord with a dick as large as Lord Voldemort

Dude, that man is so awesome he is Macedo. I wouldn't want to fuck with him.

by Ghettojaymz August 19, 2009

Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010

macedonians

The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around

kifli
macedonians

by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009

macedonia

A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.

Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!

by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007

Tom MacDonald

A clown who thinks he knows everything about politics. Terrible mumble "lyrical" rapper

Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?

Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022

macedorable

Malevolent, mass posting, deplorable, paid troll — frequently from Macedonia.

Collective noun: basket

Lately, the Universal Hub discussion board, has been flooded with a basket of macedorables.

by ElmerCat November 22, 2016