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When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.
Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.
by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020
mugGet the trapped centipede in my assholemug.

louisiana stuffed my asshole

when a penis fucks a males vagina in its clitoris inside of the anus of me. normally a sore asshole tastes good. and then u shove my penis so hard up the ass it reverses the male genitalia and gives him a blowjob
megan fox got louisiana stuffed my asshole in her mouth
mugGet the louisiana stuffed my assholemug.

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020
mugGet the My Asshole Burns Momentmug.

cum in my asshole daddy

someone who has no cock
cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
mugGet the cum in my asshole daddymug.
When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!
by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
mugGet the are you fucking shitting my assholemug.

french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
by urbandiclova October 21, 2010
mugGet the french toast my assholemug.

bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021
mugGet the bladder just fell out of my assholemug.

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