massachusetts

A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.

Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.

by oberstlieutnant August 20, 2005

Massachusetts

Best area in America

Sweet Massachusetts is allowing into M.I.T

by Football player 57:6:7: January 23, 2018

massachusetts

State where people cannot elect decent senators

Ted Kennedy and John Kerry...oy vey these people have to get rid of the liberalism!!!!!

by bryan November 10, 2006

Massachusetts

A microscopic state on the map , where the homegrown locals have zero social skills , horrible grammar ( that they pride themselves on ) , and the females all favor their fathers looks and bad habits , ( i.e.) gambling , spitting ,swearing , and hygiene . The females also have a horrible jealous streak , and will not befriend you if you are the slightest bit attractive . They will make it a personal mission to slander you , and create rumors on your behalf . Laziness is wide spread in Mass. , and that is why they are all such sports fanatics , it requires no energy to sit in front of the television.If you have never traveled to Massachusetts , I would suggest doing so . It will make you appreciate where you live , knowing that you do not call this place home. The best part of this third world like community , is that these people "love it here" , and will never move away from there inbred families , that still use the "N" word in local baaas. Ignorance is bliss , in Massachusetts..

Massachusetts is a lifeless place to live. Everyone drags their feet ,and slouches when they walk , and Massachusetts women don't douche either . Just watch the movie "The Fighter" , its a first hand look at what this place is really like.

by N.E. hater December 30, 2013

massachusetts

A state that is south of New Hampshire.

I'm from Massachusettes!

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Massachusetts

A liberal bastion of 6.5 million people in the New England region of the northeast United States. Boston is the capital and largest city, and is a major cultural and educational center. Massachusetts is known for liberalism, high taxes, the Kennedys, the Berhsire Mountains and cold winters.

Massachusetts is a nice place to visit, especially in the fall, but I wouldnt want to live there.

by [e-mail] July 13, 2010

Massachusetts

Also known as "Taxachusetts," this state is the official effete snob state of New England. Official pastimes of this state include; Red Sox baseball, Patriots football, paying high taxes, daily brushes of death on the highway (esp. Rt. 128), and paying more taxes. According to 2000 Census records, Massachusetts was the only state in the union to lose population.

Massachusetts has two main redeeming qualities. The first is it's proximity to sale-tax-free New Hampshire, which results in savings to residents of the North Shore. The second is the residency of Jeff Johnson, Urban Dictionary Laureate (see Scale of Dinosaurs).

Dick: Hello, I'm from Massachusetts.
Jane: You poor bastard.

by Granite-State-Or-Bust November 10, 2006