Definitions by oberstlieutnant

massachusetts 

A state located in the northeast section of the country that is entirely populated by assholes, is stricken with horrible weather year round, and has the worst drivers and roads in the entire country; but you still would rather live there than anwywhere else in the world.

Thank god I live in massachusetts and not one of those crappy states.

massachusetts by oberstlieutnant August 20, 2005