A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017