Mathieu has a 6.9 inch penis, he’s the best at all video games, he pulls all the girls, he has all the anime waifus and he is a suspected sex to offender.
Mathieu is cool
by Skekekeke December 10, 2021
Get the Mathieumug. when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
by khursheh December 6, 2016
Get the to pull a mathieu jeanmug. by Gdawggydog December 21, 2023
Get the Mathieu Guedonmug. MY CRUSHIE! He is someone na red flag pero gusto ko parin. I just love his personality and the way he makes me laugh and smile is so addictive that I want to feel the happiness everyday.
by Jeyziz March 12, 2022
Get the Mathieumug. A person, who is depressed and always quiet, and is funny some times. A caring soul, he would risk his own life for others. He cares about his family and friends more than his self.
I need a mathieus in my life
by Plz add it February 18, 2020
Get the mathieusmug. 
Get the Mathieumug. Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A big thumb of quality.
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
Get the Mathieumug.