match.com couple

A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella

I saw a match.com couple outside in the rain.

by Joe Doe5 July 25, 2007

match sum

When 2 or more people have a blunt of their own and they all smoke the blunts together

"Aye man y'all Trynna match sum"

The man asked his friends and said

"Aye man y'all Trynna match sum"

by JizzyRoccin June 7, 2014

Match Slut

Usually refers to a female, one who constantly goes on dates with different men she meets on match.com just for the free dinners or to feel desired.

Butterflylove259 is a total Match Slut so don't even bother giving her an E-Wink.

by onad666 November 24, 2009

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.

Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*

by zaiahy June 20, 2020

Match em

When you and another person put your weed and their wood or swisher together and smoke it, & vise versa.

Aye let's match em'

by Getintoiiit June 13, 2020