masturplate

The process of making thoughts of great importance whilst masturbating.

I find solutions to most of my problems when I masturplate.

by Assaj February 19, 2011

masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

by Surly Q August 20, 2012

Masterblasterer

To be the King of pleasuring women using only fingers swiftly and efficiently.

"He was such a masterblasterer, I could tell he had experience."

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

Masterblast

A blunt or bowl with 2 or more different strains of weed

"Damn what strain is this?"
"It's a masterblast of some cookies and northern lights"

by weedhead_princess November 18, 2017

masterblazing

it means ur high and horny

yo dude i saw jake masterblazing

by lickitsmackitwackit69 March 7, 2019

Masterlation

The relaying of information about your masturbation techniques.

I gave Mary a whole lot of masterlation last night. She was thrilled.

by Poop Nostrils May 11, 2010

Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014