A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.
"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"
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A simple, logical, and very practical solution to a problem thought up by a man; a man's innovation. A man uses something simple to accomplish a task or solve a problem. The mannovation takes place usually when a guy needs to do something, but does not want to put forth much effort to do so so he looks for something simple but efective.
EX #1: You want to spread butter on your toast, but all you have is a fork. A knife is a good walk away, and you're already comfortable. But you mannovate and flip the fork and use the handle as a spreading knife. Wipe handle with napkin (or shirt)if necessary. A mannovation just took place.
EX#2:A hot chick in your dorm makes a cake. The cake is done, and wants to share it. Problem is, no one has a knife on hand, so she tasks you with cutting the cake. Sure you could run to your room and get a knife, but thats all the way down the hall. Whip out your driver's license, and bam! Not quite a knife, but cakes cut easy so it gets the job done just fine. If bitching about the cleanliness of the card occurs, rub it on her shirt.
EX#2:A hot chick in your dorm makes a cake. The cake is done, and wants to share it. Problem is, no one has a knife on hand, so she tasks you with cutting the cake. Sure you could run to your room and get a knife, but thats all the way down the hall. Whip out your driver's license, and bam! Not quite a knife, but cakes cut easy so it gets the job done just fine. If bitching about the cleanliness of the card occurs, rub it on her shirt.
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3)An old type of british warship
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3)An old type of british warship
1)Dude, I saw Manowar last night, I still cant stand up straight.
2)A Manowar washed up on the beach last night, some retarded kid tried to pick it up.
3)If I were a pirate I would so sail a Manowar
2)A Manowar washed up on the beach last night, some retarded kid tried to pick it up.
3)If I were a pirate I would so sail a Manowar
by The Abominable Jelly June 1, 2006
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four kings of metal riding their horses made of steel!
louder than hell on wheels of fire!!!
four kings of metal riding their horses made of steel!
louder than hell on wheels of fire!!!
Manowar, Manowar, Living on the road-
when we're in town, SPEAKERS EXPLODE!
Got to make it louder, all men play on 10-
if you're not in to metal, you are not my friend!!!!
losers say it's over with, you know that it's a lie-
the gods made heavy metal, and it's never gonna die!
Death to FALSE METAL!!!
when we're in town, SPEAKERS EXPLODE!
Got to make it louder, all men play on 10-
if you're not in to metal, you are not my friend!!!!
losers say it's over with, you know that it's a lie-
the gods made heavy metal, and it's never gonna die!
Death to FALSE METAL!!!
by Metal_Warrior December 28, 2005
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