Daily Mail

1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.

1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."

by OD Smith April 8, 2005

Mailbox head

A term used by Captian Murphy of sealab, usually describing Marco

I hate Marco, I hate Marco, I hate Marco, and his mailbox head!

by Leenikins August 1, 2004

mail

in northern ireland the term "mailing someone" refers to flirting over text

did you mail him lastnight?
yeah we're meeting up at the weekend

by Urbanilegend December 6, 2016

text mail

A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.

"Ugh damn it... Delo never answers his phone! Ah well I'll just leave a text mail."

by Dolfo February 5, 2009

Fission Mailed

Originated from Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty. What is different is that they changed the first two letters in order to confuse the player. Sometimes used on messageboards to show defeat or total pwnage.

"That sign said Mission Failed so I turned the power off."

"Dude, it was Fission Mailed, they just tried to confuse you, now you gotta start all over again cause you didn't save. Pwned!

by SCANK April 18, 2005

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

mailbox

A tall wooden platform with a ramp for mountian bikers and BMXers to roll in from to send it on some sick trails and jumps.

Bill: Where'd Tommy go?
Jim: He's up on the mailbox getting ready to send it.

by spoonlessc August 20, 2020