by UR-MOTHER July 17, 2021
Get the Dutch van der linde mug.Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.
Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
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Similar to Tebowing, Landeskoging was made popular by the Colorado Avalanche's forward Gabriel Landeskog. After scoring the game-winning goal on March 12, 2012 against the Anaheim Ducks, he dropped to his knees, then went face first onto the ice, with his legs bent, and his fists clenched near his ears. Replicating this position is known as Landeskoging.
Kris: Dude! Did you see Landeskog's sick goal last night?
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!
Joe: Yeah! I got so excited I started Landeskoging in the middle of the street!
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That landeene we had last night was amazing!
Would you like to bring a friend and landeene all night long?
Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.
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Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.
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1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.
b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.
b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
by Aggg December 12, 2012
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