left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.

I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.

by s2k ftw September 18, 2013

Lurkers

People who look at your myspace and dont leave comments, messages, pic comments, etc.

Rob:My Profile views just jumped from 14566 to 14589 in ten minutes!!
Fred:God damn lurkers!!

by Merritt September 5, 2008

Larked

When one says they will be in a certain place at a certain time and then are (a) very late leaving you there on your own for ages or (b) text you saying they will be there soon leaving you there on your own for ages or (c) text you saying they wont be out at all after you have been there on your own for ages.

"Dude! he said he would meet me here at 8, its half nine now and I just got a text to say he's not comming, he's too tired".
"Nice, you got Larked"

by the doz December 15, 2008

lurker

someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed

Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.
Thor: He is creepy.
Tonto: I am right here.

by Grimace April 9, 2003

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

hard lurker

someone who does as little work as possible yet still acts as if they are the hardest working person on the planet. close relative of the spotlight ranger.

Sgt Frank is a hard lurker, he is always talking about how much work he is doing, but no one knows what he actually does or ever hears of him accomplisching anything at all.

by ram1500trucking October 8, 2008

lucked

The opposite of a gangbang, when a guy is lucky enough to bang 3 or more girls.

Friend 1: "Hey man you ever score with that chick last night?"
Friend 2: "Even better, she called 2 friends and I got lucked."

by SkyChronic September 2, 2013