Lwanda

A man, A myth a Legend. Lwanda is as close to a godly figure as any religion will allow.

Don’t be weak be Lwanda

by A Lwanda January 26, 2021

Luana

A pretty girl who often is judged for being a show-off, attention seeker but in truth just wants to be different from other girls and doesn't like people judging her from her face.

Bitch: Luana is such a bitch! I hate her.
Luana's friend: That's not true. You dont even know her.

by Verity TEEK February 1, 2009

Landan

He is so insanely good-looking and usually has dark brown hair, he gets a lot of girls, Landan’s are meant for Annie’s

Landan is super hot

by Jaycee poop poop October 29, 2020

Landan

The way many people from London pronounce London.

Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.

by Ed Mason May 17, 2008

landarium

Just as an aquarium would hold water, a landarium is the same but just holds land.

Hey, just gotta new landarium for my chameleon, he loves it!

by Fredrico..oh yeah..that’s cool May 25, 2018

Hans Landa

An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.

His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds

by AleBasterd November 22, 2020

Landa

An uncontrollable burst of laughter.

Usually done in an otherwise unfunny situation where something unexpected has occured that has made a person laugh, believing the unexpected thing to be a joke.

This can make the situation incredibly awkward once the person stops laughing.

Landa: Mountain climbing? That's how you injured your leg- mountain climbing?
Hammersmark: Believe it or not, yes it is.
Landa: *Bursts out laughing*

Janet: I'm seeing someone else.
Todd: Who?
Janet: Graham Jenkins....
Todd: *Bursts out laughing. Pulls himself together*
Seriously though, who are you seeing?

by Todyo1798 September 27, 2011