A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.
"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"
"I don't know, she looks 45."
"I don't know, she looks 45."
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Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money
Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!
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OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE
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