Logan

It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching

OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE

by gerald’s best friend April 27, 2021

Logan

Illegal

Logan is illegal

by Analgrease November 13, 2018

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.

Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.

by P DuBB June 30, 2005

loan wood

When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.

"Man,I would loan wood to her."

"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"

"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"

by The Woodsman aka ARF January 9, 2009

Loanski

Loanski, to take out a short term or personal loan.

I’m skint! I well need a Loanski to tie me over until payday!

by VOLTAZIUM October 26, 2019

Hoe Loan

A Hoe Loan is when a hoe needs fast cash for hoe things like going to Las Vegas, going to a club, a bottle, bottle service, hoe attire, etc. Hoes normally pay the hoe loans back through hoe actions or they just get the cash because they are great hoes.

Hey Landon, I need a hoe loan! I'm going to Vegas this weekend.

by Ari Marie G. June 3, 2014

loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.

That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.

by Crono February 24, 2003