locked

(Irish) to be highly inebriated
Very drunk

by Cully April 1, 2003

shit locked

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

locked

a term used by the irish to say yhey are very very very drunk!

"aww man i am sooo locked!!"

by 37man May 3, 2007

clit on lockdown

When you have a really close friend and you have to share a bed with him and ya tell him and there is NO chance of sex occurring!

So me and my manpanion went out and got so trashed he could not drive so we had to share a bed together! Had to put the clit on lockdown !

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

locked for gay

A term used by mods at TalkPark.net for stupid threads. Primarily restricted to the spam boards. Also known and commonly abbreviated as "l4g".

An example of a thread that would get L4G:

Title: MY SUPER FAVORITE ANIMAL!!
Content: IS A TURTLE :D

Mod response: LOCKED FOR GAY.

by Alex Yusupov July 12, 2009

locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

bowel-locked

To fail to perform well due to tightness, or nervousness under pressure and tension.

Man, the Raiders appear totally bowel-locked at this point of the season!

by todh November 28, 2007