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cockroach

A version of English spoken by inner-city Blacks consisting primarily of the noun "Mofo" and the verb "Mofo". Incomprehensible to pasty-faced white folks.
Urbanite#1:"Yo mofo, mofo mofo mofo mofo!"
Urbanite#2:"That's so, Mofo."
Confused Honkey:"What the fuck...oh, they're speaking cockroach."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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Corporate Cockroach

Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.
Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!
by Arch Stanton PA July 10, 2009
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Cockroachism

1.(Noun) - The art of simply refusing to die, regardless of the cause or situation behind it. Usually associated with strong feelings of spitefulness, animosity or an incomplete goal that will trigger the response.

2.(Verb) - The action of simply not dying, or being extremely hard to kill.
(Noun) - I have awaken my inner Cockroachism, Death is not an option.
by The one who refuses to die. April 27, 2021
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SU cockroach

Term used to describe a graduated/dropped-out member of a Student Union who keeps returning to crash activities and camps that are organised by the Union. It's favourite hiding spots are inside other current members' sleeping bags. It loves to get drunk and borrow belongings without asking.
Student A: "Hey, what's that strong alcohol smell? And where are my slippers?"
Student B: "Sounds like an SU cockroach infestation. Alright I'm tired and need to sle.."*BUMP*
Student A: Yikes there's already one in your sleeping bag!
by Creamernest April 15, 2018
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dancing cockroach

A blessing on earth. Search it on google now

Go, my son, GO!!
by OOF8278923 November 12, 2019
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cockroach

Ugly ass creatcher that goes CRUNCH when you step on it
Ewwww I just stepped on a Cockroach 😭😭😭
by Shae Kidwell February 24, 2018
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Cockroach

Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.
“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”
by asseatermatt August 14, 2019
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