Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.

Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Breech loading

The act of shoving a large amount of poop back into one's ass. May be used as torture, pleasure, or a method of passing time. May also be done alone, with a partner, or in large groups of self breech loading or mutual breech loading. May also use oneselves poop, the partners poop, or a combination of both people's poop.

"Bob" was bored one day. "Bob" took a massive dump. "Bob" caught his own poop in his hand and had breech loaded it back into his ass by the act of breech loading.

by maker of Grand Exchange December 25, 2010

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by USER674318 September 15, 2019

Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo December 15, 2015

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004