Lizatini

A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.

"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."

by Poonstankqua January 11, 2009

lizard tongue

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

Liawatha

When a democrat state senator of Massachusetts lies about being a native american for monetary gains and political advancement.

Looks like old Liawatha herself wants to run for the presidency in 2020.

by reysegotfingered April 2, 2017

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

Liza

I've been in love with this girl for the past 5 years and she has no idea.
Amazing body and confident walk.
Beautiful inside and out.
Amazing personality and once you meet her, you're hooked.
Doesn't let anyone push her around. Independent.
Cute as a button. Talented in everything she does.

I love you Liza. Oh wait, you have no clue.

by pickmeup123 August 25, 2013