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Lighter Lag

the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.
by TT01Fanatic February 20, 2011
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Lighter Leash

An ingenious contraption that holds your lighter to your belt to prevent others from accidentally pocketing and walking off with your lighter
Eric: You got a light man? some fucker walked off with my last bic last night
Jeff: For sure bro. You really gotta invest in a lighter leash
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
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Lighter clutching

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .
Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023
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lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
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lighter'd knot

A knot taken from a pine tree used as kindling for a fire. The best ones come from old pine trees that have been struck by lightning or cut down and allowed to dry out.
Skeeter, git me a lighter'd knot to start this fire.

That hogbear is chunking lighter'd knots.
by Ms31771 August 28, 2009
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Lighter in the bra

When a new roommate comes in for the first time and starts talking about intimate sexual experiences and is generally inappropriate.
"Hi"
"hi"
"So i met this guy and he was like lets do things and i was like okay and he was like...."

Dude shes so lighter in the bra.
by OHNOitsayes August 16, 2011
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lighter rapist

someone who prefers and removes the safety and sticker that come with a Bic lighter.
"Hey, can you pass me your lighter?"

"No, i know what you are you lighter rapist"
by scuddles May 15, 2009
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