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Liberitarianism

When a person named Tyrone goes to a library and proceeds to have an aneurysm.
Liberitarianism
by Spicy Tyrone April 19, 2015
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libercist

A Liberal person who deems someone a racist just because they disagree with their Liberal social agenda.
Libercist: "The government should raise taxes on those who actually work and pay taxes and give that money to people who milk the welfare system."

Realist: "I don't think my hard earned tax money should pay for some lazy bastard to sit on their ass all day and collect a monthly check from the Feds."

Libercist "We should also let as many refugees in this country as we can, give them jobs, and $1700/month."

Realist: "Why should the Feds let refugees into this country and provide for them when we can't event take care of our own homeless and veterans?"

Libercist: "You're just a racist misogynistic bigot!"
by Moose95030 February 23, 2017
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likeitis

Likeitis is a modern speech affliction where the speaker unknowingly overuses the word 'like' to fill pauses or punctuate sentences when speaking. It uniquely appears in speech and not in written format (unless satirical). Modern "like" usage stems from what's known as "Valleyspeak," an American sociolect that began in the 1970s in California's San Fernando Valley. Frank Zappa parodied it with his daughter Moon Unit in the 1982 song Valley Girl, incidentally Zappa's only American top 40 hit.

The Likeitis stricken individual in most cases has temporarily lost the ability to hear themselves say 'like' and their brain only recognizes 'like' as a silent pause. The is especially apparent when two individuals with Likeitis are speaking with one another; neither can hear the other say "like" and the brain simply registers it as a pause in speech that gives rhythm to the sentence. Likeitis is highly contagious and requires mindful awareness to eradicate. At the present time there is no current medical cure. Direct social intervention from genuinely concerned individuals remains the best recommended course of treatment.
Like, I’ve been listening to Slate podcasts for like, several years now, but there’s like one language peeve that's on like, every podcast, and that's when the speaker, like, has Likeitis and says "like" around 3 times per sentence, and it's like, so annoying. Like, they're really intelligent but like, do they have to say like, "like" so much? Like, I don't like know.
by jg12345 August 11, 2018
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Libertas

A word chanted by sexual perverts in order to indicate their lust for children.
Phis, "Libertas! Libertas! Libertas!"
by DiToDeath January 30, 2022
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the libertines

English band consisting of four members. Sings rock music. Had a small split due to drugs and lies. Now together and strong. Has a great album called Up The Bracket.
I think you should purchase that Libertines CD up the bracket.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Liberalism

Liberalism is a political philosophy-ideology favouring centrist-laissez-faire economics, willing to comprimise a bit. Additionally, liberalism advocates for the invidualist freedoms, including democratic rights. They support a democracy. Liberals are also advocate of separation of church and state, open-disscusion, Social Progressivism and centrism.
Liberalism has it's own radicalized variations, not centristic. One such radicalized variation is Libertarianism. In the US, people confuse liberals with Social democrats, democratic socialists, and anyone not a conservative. Liberals, however, differ from Social democrats in not supporting too many government funded programs, being more to the right. They are, although, willing to make comprimises with them and conservatives.
by Secular leftist October 23, 2005
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Loseritis

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.
After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.
by loseritis patient March 9, 2008
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