blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

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Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

by Adrian December 14, 2006

let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.

A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?

by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

learnaholic

A person who chooses to learn more than required, either at home or school.

Why were you at school today by choice? Dude, you're such a learnaholic.

by thejoshua March 30, 2013

Learnaphobia

A state of being where the individual is unable to learn from past mistakes.

Bro, he keeps on slamming his dick under the toilet seat because he suffers from learnaphobia.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

timothy leary

An adovocate for LSD. His famous saying was "Turn on, tune in, and drop out." He was also Wynona Rider's godfather and the Moody Blues wrote a song about him called Legend Of A Mind.

That Timothy Leary was sure crazy

by Steve January 15, 2005